Michael Pitt and Rufus Wainwright sportin the racoon penis bone.. Xmas gift that gives back to YOU Laura Albert aka JT LeRoy from novel SARAH

Dear Shaded Viewers,

Give the Xmas gift that gives back to YOU!

Gen-u-ine raccoon penis bone: America's beloved amulet for protection,

good fortune, and sexual prowess, made internationally famous by the

classic JT LeRoy novel SARAH! Find out for yourself why Lena Dunham

claims that JT "co-opted my imagination for a full year of my life"!

Be as dope as Mike Pitt and Rufus Wainwright sportin' Le Raccoon Penis

Bone — or "mountain man toothpick" ! Bone is usually worn as a

necklace; gamblers will wrap a $20 bill around it, tie it with red

thread, and keep it in their pockets for better luck. But it's most

popular as a sex charm coz, in proportion the raccoon has the largest

penis bone; yes, it’s the best hung. You'll be the envy of all your

friends, and of course penis bones always make the most thoughtful

holiday gifts! Road kill harvested.

Laura Albert