If you’re going to buy an early ’90s hair removal device or an Encyclopedia Britannica at a yard sale, it might as well be hers.
Even though most television shows only serve to make people dumb(er), it was a crime when they pulled the plug on "So NoTORIous," the goofy and short-lived vehicle that showed Tori, an actress almost as bad as the unwatchable (post-"Desperately Seeking Susan") Madonna, at her self-effacing best.
Just think, you could have that George Foreman grill that Tori once used to braise her own Bristol Farms brand hot dogs. There’s probably even a little Spelling grilling crud wedged down in the deeper recesses of the grill! eBay that shit and watch the fortunes roll in!
Tori needs the dough, so go buy her used crap and help out a down-on-her-luck sister. For those who believe, it is "that season," after all…
And please, fight for your right for more "So NoTORIous."