Dear Shaded Viewers,
We’re bruised and aching but it could have been much worse. The British Fashion Council took great care of us and sent a driver to take us to the Saint Thomas hospital where we spent the majority of our day waiting, waiting, waiting. We waited so long that the driver had to leave us there.
Afterwards we went to file a report with the police. I’m pretty convinced that the dodgy driver drove right into us on a lark. He showed not a shadow of concern.
Clearly No shows today no parties and another long hot bath tonight. Friends of Robb’s please know he is okay if you cannot reach him it is just because the accident destroyed his phone.
Later,
Diane