There is a gay porno sex theater in West Hollywood called the TomKat. People tell me it has a very sticky floor.
Exhibit A
Yesterday, my roommate’s copy of W magazine arrived in the mail.
The cover story is about Katie Holmes, the new love of Tom Cruise’s life. Or something.
Exhibit B
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Makes me just wanna jump up and squeeze the shit out of Oprah.
– dino
