Party for Confessions from the Velvet Ropes by Glenn Belverio


Dear Shaded Viewers,

If you are in New York this Monday night, please stop by the official release party for my book, Confessions from the Velvet Ropes, at the Motherfucker Independence Day event at Eugene’s. Details are below. Hope to see you there! – Glenn


Hey Guys,

Well it turns out it’s possible to love your cunt-tree while despising the people who run it! Just remember that our founding fathers were REVOLUTIONARIES, kids! Come celebrate YOUR independence with us at the MOTHERFUCKER Pre-Independence Day FreakOut on Monday, July 3rd.

We’re gonna have a surprise performance for you guys – and we’re announcing it on June 30th in another email so hold on tight for now! What we CAN tell you is that Misstress Formika and Peppermint Gummybear will be your MCs and your hosts will be the gorgeous Amanda Lepore and the mistress of the airbrush Miranda Moondust!

In the main room, DJs Michael T (Rated X), Justine D (Night Time), and Audrey Melody Nelson (calling all kids) spin Rock n’ Roll, Glam, Punk, and New Wave. Tim Sweeney (DFA/Beats in Space) and Dave P (Making Time, Philly) in the B-Side Lounge spin Electronic Party Jams, classic and new! Downstairs in the Makeout Room special guest Soulpusher DJs TK Omri, DJ Baron and June D spin Funk and Garage with a special James Brown Hour from

12 – 1AM


The night is EXTRA-SPECIAL for us because it’s the official release party for a very cool book – Confessions from the Velvet Ropes: The Glamorous, Grueling Life of Thomas Onorato, New York’s Top Club Doorman by Glenn Belverio. Of course we are very proud of our door cunt Thomas – so be there to help us celebrate, bitches! You may even get an autograph (if you’re lucky)! You’ll definitely get a freebie if you’re one of the first 50 to arrive!

We’ve also got giveaways of a special previously unreleased Editors EP entitled "The Back Room" – available in record stores now. Come and see some VERY cool art from East Village painter Steve Ellis – check out his site, too (link below). We don’t know about art but we know we LOVE what Steve does – the Burnt Young American.

27 W. 24th St. btn. 5th & 6th aves 212 462 0999!

Door cunt Thomas makes you pay:
$10 before 12 w/ invite/this email/voice ad
$15 after 12 w/ invite/this email/voice ad
$20 w/out ALL NITE

Limited number of advance tickets ($15) available at

18 to get down / 21 to get drunk / any age to get OFF!


Strict dress code will be enforced:
Stars and stripes looks, dead presidents, glitter, anything 18th century, firecracker accident victim, frilled foppy looks.